by Akumbu Uche
Episode 1: Customer Care
ACT ONE
(At K’s Shawarma, Uyo)
Me: Please, I’d like to buy a shawarma.
Sales Rep: How many?
ACT TWO
(At Crunchies, Uyo)
Me: Am I going to get cutlery with that?
Sales Rep: We don’t have cutlery but we can give you spoon.
ACT THREE
(At Woolworths-ShopRite, Enugu)
Me: Do you have sports bras?
Sales Rep: What we have is swimming bra.
