Humour · Language

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE #1

by Akumbu Uche

 

Episode 1: Customer Care

 

ACT ONE
(At K’s Shawarma, Uyo)

 

Me: Please, I’d like to buy a shawarma.

Sales Rep: How many?

 

ACT TWO

(At Crunchies, Uyo)

 

Me: Am I going to get cutlery with that?

Sales Rep: We don’t have cutlery but we can give you spoon.

 

ACT THREE

(At Woolworths-ShopRite, Enugu)

 

Me: Do you have sports bras?

Sales Rep: What we have is swimming bra.

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4 thoughts on “MIND YOUR LANGUAGE #1

  1. Lol I guess we should call spoons, I don’t know, utensils? haha.. The swimming bra is understandable though, I mean, swimming IS a sport lol

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